Naked Haunted House Tour? What’s scarier?

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So a haunted house in Pennsylvania offers a haunted house tour completely naked. Yes, you, the visitor.

Without clothes.

What’s scarier–or more vulnerable–than being naked as people jump out at you with chainsaws? It seems like a mix of two of my worst nightmares: naked in public and, well, chainsaws. While I enjoy a great haunted house, I think I shall keep my pants on. (So the haunted house can scare them off me.)

If you go, pick your companions wisely. I would try to get a group large enough to fill a tour. (Scared, naked strangers sounds like another nightmare.)

By the way, the haunted house says they have tighter security, to avoid, um, tomfoolery.

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