So a haunted house in Pennsylvania offers a haunted house tour completely naked. Yes, you, the visitor.
What’s scarier–or more vulnerable–than being naked as people jump out at you with chainsaws? It seems like a mix of two of my worst nightmares: naked in public and, well, chainsaws. While I enjoy a great haunted house, I think I shall keep my pants on. (So the haunted house can scare them off me.)
If you go, pick your companions wisely. I would try to get a group large enough to fill a tour. (Scared, naked strangers sounds like another nightmare.)
By the way, the haunted house says they have tighter security, to avoid, um, tomfoolery.