Naked Haunted House Tour? What’s scarier?

So a haunted house in Pennsylvania offers a haunted house tour completely naked. Yes, you, the visitor. Without clothes. What’s scarier–or more vulnerable–than being naked as people jump out at you with chainsaws? It seems like a mix of two of my worst nightmares: naked in public and, well, chainsaws. While I enjoy a great…

October

I sat beside you in the night. We imagined we were in a 1920’s car, as we rode in a golf cart through haunted woods. You had chosen to ride with me, on this adventure. The headlights illumined unreal monsters as they leapt from the woods, our laughter echoing along with the hum of the…